Jonite

A person who worships Jonah Falcon because he has a 13.5 inch dick. Most Jonites only love Jonah because they have an obsession with dick. Jonites are often found with the guy in the room who has the hugest dick and would give anything to have sex with Jonah's living legend.

Angelina: Did you see Anthony over there with a boner I bet his dick is huge
Sandra: I'd love to ride that piece of meat.
Angelina: What about Chris' huge member over there? I need that in my mouth tonight.
Me (Thinking): You two hoes are such Jonites

by RoyalBish April 10, 2015

jonina

Jonina is a girl who is obsessed with unicorns. She and her friend thinks her english teacher sells her precious magecal unicorns to the black market.

jonina is unicorn weird

by hellp\p\\jv9ejvep December 4, 2017

jonie

a name of a girl, she is stuborn, thinks she is the best at evrything encept athleticism. She has a bad fation well sometimes like maybe once a month she will wear a instyle alfet. But be care full with Jonies cause whene you first meat them they seam nice and fun . Just bewear of a Jonie.

Ushally she wil smile at you or laugh at your jokes to make you think she is a person with a good sence of humor. Jonie is the name of a girl but she is not the girl you want to be hanging out with.

by love running April 9, 2015

Jonita

A ghetto/hood bitch that's always loud and laid back sometimes. Everything will be cool as long as you don't fuck up vibe. Some of them are hoes but they pretty too. Some are sensitive and got fucked up attitudes

Oh yeah that's Jonita wild ass right there
That's Jonita, my nigga ex bitch ?
Jonita why you so mad

by ChaseTheBag January 3, 2019

Janixon

Adjective
1) One who performs a task incorrectly.
2) One who forgets or misinterprets information.
3) One who is clumsy.
4) One who is a janix.

Verb
-Janix

To perform the actions that make one a janixon.

French Origins: Les Jaunix

1) Did you remember the bread?
-No I forgot
You janixon!

2) What happened to dinner? It's all burnt!
-Oh your mother janixed the meal.

3) Oh man! He totally janixed that shot! The goal was wide open! How do you janix a shot like that?!

by Dog Brite October 26, 2010

Joniz

A short but noice guy. Sometimes looks like Steve Earkle. Wears glasses and is Spanish

One of the nicest guys you'll ever meet

That guy Is such a Joniz.

by Lunz.The.Savage February 23, 2017

joinx

To steal something - the sound earlier cartoons made when taking something.

Did you see those iPhones Jamiko joinxed and attempted to resell on Facebook?

by AlphaZeta April 23, 2018