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angelina jolie

A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!).

Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).

Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
So Angelina Jolie does charity work in Africa? BFD! Princess Diana did that 20 years ago!
by Donna D. July 29, 2006
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angelina jolie uglee

An ugly woman. With that weird looking Frankenstein square head, bizzare nose, and biggy lips, she got to be angelina jolie uglee.
That woman is angelina jolie uglee. The way she angelina jolie uglee looked at me I almost died. Damn, that's an Angleina Jolie uglee lookin' kid. Frankenstein reborn. Uglee Jolie.
by AFU December 16, 2007
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Angelina Jolie syndrom

when you adopt a really poor baby for no reason.
matt: yo joe i adopted this really poor African baby.

joe: really?

matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.
by matt AKA momo November 7, 2012
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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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carmella-jolie

A girl that is amazing she is and always will be happy no matter what she won’t let nothing get in her way of what she wants she is a bad ass and most likely loves skulls and no matter what she will always have your back if you are liked by her that is very very lucky and you should cherish her as long as possible.
Did you hear about that carmella-jolie girl she is hot
by Letyourheartdecide November 5, 2017
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joli

John and Lize are my favourite. They have what we're all looking for. They give me piece. They make me believe.
Lize and John. John and Lize. What they have is joli.
by Krkič April 4, 2021
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Jolie simmons

Beautiful as fuck when you see part of her body you want her more make you want to jerk off am taking about Jolie in 7 grade
by anonymous February 22, 2022
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