John

John is the most likeable person in the universe! He always makes people laugh and all his friends think he is so cool. Everyone wishes they could be his friend, and have his humer! John can be very confusing at times so that’s a downside to him. John is very smart, and has a great smile. He is excellent at many sports such as Soccer, and Basketball. Whenever John tries to do something to his best ability, he always succeeds. Not to mention his great ability to just make guys laugh, he can also make very many girls find him hilarious and in some cases attractive. He can make many people smile, and he is good at his job. John is a great person

Guy 1: “wow John is so cool.”
Guy 2: “ya I wish I was him!”

Girl 1: “John is accually really funny?!”
Girl 2: “Ya, I kinda like him now!”

by Some peeps at school!! November 20, 2018

Johned

Very strong, huge muscles.

Look at his muscles! He looks johned!

by Philad February 1, 2010

John

Another word for a toilet

All the urinals were taken so I had to use the John

by Thedankestrick April 18, 2020

John

Thiccest boi on the block

That guy is real john

by Doodoo_wipe_thicx9ine March 19, 2019

John

A young male with a surprisingly large head. Someone who constantly watches television and/or games regularly. Someone in "John's," life has him wrapped round him/her's finger.

"That guy John, with the large head, he's never off."

by Baby John November 6, 2011

John

A boy who looks like luke hemmings. He is the definition of eye candy. But he will lead you on and will tear your heart apart. Some think of him as a good friend others think he's a jerk

I love a john but i hate a john

by MichaelCIsMine January 15, 2015

John

A kick ass mother fucker who will not turn down anything but a flat booty

John is awesome

by Jaaa was here April 19, 2018