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John

John is a gorgeous man. He is tall and muscly, medium-tan skin tone, sexy deep brown eyes, full plump lips, and a gorgeous head of soft brown hair. John is a pretty confusing person. Sometimes John could be quite hard to understand, especially because he often talks in a sexy husky way. John is often finding himself in trouble, at school and at home, but he has a deep personality that most people wouldn't expect. He randomly is open about his life when talking to certain people, but most of the time you wouldn't know his story. John is really funny and pretty friendly with everyone, especially girls. John will rock your world.
Don't judge John by what you think. He could be your everything.
by Summer Bliss July 23, 2018
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Johned

Look at his muscles! He looks johned!
by Philad February 1, 2010
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John

All the urinals were taken so I had to use the John
by Thedankestrick April 18, 2020
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John

A young male with a surprisingly large head. Someone who constantly watches television and/or games regularly. Someone in "John's," life has him wrapped round him/her's finger.
"That guy John, with the large head, he's never off."
by Baby John November 6, 2011
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John

A boy who looks like luke hemmings. He is the definition of eye candy. But he will lead you on and will tear your heart apart. Some think of him as a good friend others think he's a jerk
I love a john but i hate a john
by MichaelCIsMine January 15, 2015
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John

A kick ass mother fucker who will not turn down anything but a flat booty
John is awesome
by Jaaa was here April 19, 2018
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