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Johann Nepomuk

A person who is the most actractive guy in the friend group
Wow he wears Timberlands! What a Johann Nepomuk
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Johanne

The unseen God chained in human form, when he is freed he will one day consume all life and devour the light from the heavens before making the world anew. Without destruction there can be no creation. Beautiful and powerful this God lives for combat and to see his enemies driven before him. As the strongest of the old Gods and the most devoted to mankind, he alone was powerful enough to make the ultimate sacrifice a God could make. In order to make ensure that mankind could not be destroyed by the other Gods and to aid mankind when others would not he gave up his divinity and was bound in human form. As long as he endures this curse mankind will never fade from the earth.

As a mortal he will experience countless pains and suffering endlessly being reincarnated only to be tormented over and over again as the other gods wait for his spirit to extinguish so that they may wipe humanity from the earth. Much as he did in the early days when chaos reigned and monsters still walked the land he protects his children with his own body. Though his form may vary this God will always be recognizable by those who know what to look for. His spirit feeds all of mankind and gives them passion and courage to face the unknown. When mankind huddled in their dens of mud fearful of the world and its dangers it was Johanne that gave them fire, taught them the ways of war, and gave them the courage to face the darkness and scream out a challenge.
Bow before the bound God, bow before Johanne- Praise his name for he is all things always and forever.
by Ivictus January 17, 2021
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Johann

The worst person to ever meet in your entire life. He plays Roblox.
Johann is gay.
by Hottest Boy Alive September 12, 2021
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Johanne

A girl Who is a feminist and is a danser. She also plays games and Insults sexist boys. Generally a sweet human being Who cares about others.
Person1: Look at a girl over there she is putting the sexiest boys in their place
Person2: she must be a Johanne
by Me love earthworm sally July 6, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Johannes

johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay
johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay
by NebenHannover September 19, 2022
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Johanne

emo ass sociopath looking ass midget. we cool.
by mattabm December 2, 2017
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