Joey

A male who jerks off at sleepovers
Joey: Want to sleep over?
James: Yah sure sounds great!
Joey: Where the lotion at? *beats meat*
by Jeffbar July 6, 2019
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Joey

Joey is a good man. He will literally take your breath away! He will write you poems and tell you that some of the best days of your lives have yet to come. He will call you beautiful everyday, and tell you that he’s been wishing for you his whole life!!! He is not corny. He’s a real man, a good man, a man you would want to spend all the days you have left with! All he wants is for you to be happy, and you think to yourself “how did I get so lucky?”
I'm Always thinking of you,
from the Start of the day until the end,

it feels so easy Trying life with you,

i will always keep Reminding you of your

beauty,
building something with you is Ideal to me,
i like you i want you, you're all I Desire.

It’s so easy with Joey!
by Your Pocahontas August 14, 2023
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Joey

joey
A person of low intelligence often characterized by frequent unination, extremely bad acne, and a sixth toe.
My friend Sam is fun but he is a total joey.
by KangaKidney October 29, 2019
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Joey

Ally your annoyeing

Joey: annoying*
by ?!?' March 5, 2018
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Joey

Most commonly a new ride that rides all sketchy or dresses in such a way that he looks like a storm trooper.
Dude dude dude look mate theirs a Joey over there, fuck look at squid lid.
by TTC9899 June 3, 2017
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Joey

a person that has made paul a bitch
mike is such a joey
by boago November 22, 2021
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Joey

A soulmate. A sexy man who is. Confident in the sheets. .a future .has lots of love to give risk taker
by Lysm October 12, 2020
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