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Mortimer Jordan

Well, a school where football is praised and academics are made into a joke, it’s full of daddy’s money little sluts, preppy sluts who think they own the world, a few normal people, and then people who will probably marry their sketch book or an animal when they’re older. Also this school is filled with nicotine addicts, sluts, and rednecks!
guy1: do you go to mortimer jordan
guy2: yes why
guy3: i bet its aweful
by TheBiggestBitch April 14, 2020
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Jordana

never printed on magnets, mugs or other souvenir paraphernalia. Often mistaken for Jordanna or Jordan.
Stranger: how do you spell jordana?
me: its like jordan with an a at the end...
by jory1994 January 20, 2011
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Jules Jordan Cocktail

Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.
In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donna’s ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.
by tonymarc May 19, 2009
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Michael B. Jordan

American actor known for his film roles in Fruitvale Station (2013), Creed (2015), and Black Panther (2018). He also appeared on television shows such as The Wire (2002), All My Children (2003–2006), Friday Night Lights (2009–2011).
Michael B. Jordan is a good actor
by 3PACTVHD July 9, 2018
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Jordan Peterson

A fuckin' white male Canadian psychologist that has harnessed meme magick with his Kermit voice. He utters things that have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.
Jordan Peterson: "Hey, you need to sort yourself out bucko."

SJW: "Oh no sir, and you may refer to me as zey/zer, Bill C-16 has finally passed."

Jordan Peterson: "Clean up your room!"
by Artilectual Thanatos July 26, 2017
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Michael Jordan

the real great one. The greatest basketball player of all time. The greatest thing that happened to the Bulls
1991,1992,1993,1996,1997,1998 Michael Jordan is GOD
by j-cho(really jericho) December 28, 2005
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Jordan

A wild majestic human-horse inbred. His penis is the biggest on record, 1.2 yards long. If you are ever fortunate enough to have Jordan by your side, you can get from Norfolk to London in 7.37 seconds as long as his 5th leg doesn't get caught on something.
Jordan is the best partner I've ever had.
by JordanBuddy123 January 25, 2018
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