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Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.
Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.
by Kirkury October 22, 2020
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Glock Jocker

A person who defends all Glock flaws by saying it’s the operator.
That Glock Jocker just told me every other manufacturer has the wrong grip angle and that slide bite is an integral design feature to be able to stay on target when mag dumping.
by JG69 June 14, 2022
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Cock Blocker Jocker

A jock who blocks cock after he rides the persons nuts for 16 hours straight
Cpanthers23 cock blocker jocker Karzobeast after a long lap dance.
by Cock Blocker Jocker August 14, 2009
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Jockin' My Goose

1) To bother someone

2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick

3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs
1) Person 1 - "Dude, you suck at skateboarding!"

Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"

2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"

Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"

3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"
by BiGMaQ October 16, 2010
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jockroach

See all the pissed up jockroaches in the bus shelter, they should be sent home now they've got their own government, and oil.
by bangaloid January 27, 2009
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Jocking

It is a slang word that is commonly used in the Caribbean, mostly in the island of Trinidad and Tobago.
The slang word Jocking means masturbating or jerking off
so if a guy is locked up in the toilet for to long and someone is waiting to use you ask if they are jocking or if you caught someone masturbating and you are going back to tell your friends you will say "I caught my friend jocking just now"
by Kalo Entertainmentz October 1, 2019
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Homie jocker

homie jocker is to define a situation/situations when your homies girl is trying to flirt with his friends when he’s not around
Man, my homeboys girl is a homie jocker when he’s not around. Against bro code, she thirsty
by JTC_Cali831 June 10, 2020
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