A Joker

When you ejaculate on a girls face after she asked you not to and ask "why so serious"

My girl ate the last piece of chicken after she knew i wanted it, so when i was getting some head that night I pulled out and gave her a joker

by therealdicktracy February 7, 2012

Disc-jockey

A disc jockey (also known as DJ or deejay) is a person who selects and plays recorded music for an audience

Oh man!, You are an excellent Disc-Jockey.

by EDBEMICA January 19, 2009

Jokered

To stand someone up without warning or reason.

Josh said he was going to show up today, but he jokered us instead.

by Andy Anarchist December 15, 2010

Jacker's Hand

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.

Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Joker Blue

A Joker Blue is the act of a woman taking your penis so deep and for so long on one single suck that her face becomes blue from not being able to breathe. If done properly, the womans make-up, most importantly her lipstick still remains in tact.

"Hey girl, is it true the more make-up costs, the longer it lasts?"
"Hell nah girl, the secret is Joker Blue...that lipstick so spensive it got me giving Joker Blue all dizzay!"

by 777geez June 23, 2019

whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off

"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."

by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010

boner jockey

one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.

that shantell is such a boner jockey.

jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey

imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.

by Valley's Own April 24, 2011