Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.

I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

jewish mother

a mother of the jewish religion who is overly uptight, protective and complains a lot

Mom, stop making me eat. I don't need a coat. your such a jewish mother.

by spamee January 28, 2004

jerish

1.) a word for a highly overactive imagination.

2.) someone who constantly writes poetry.

3.) someone so wrapped up in their own mind they do not care what anyone else thinks of them.

wow, you're so jerish!

by poptart is the most amazing kid ever January 18, 2008

Jewish Surprise

Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.

Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

Jewish Kryptonite

Free ham.

A paradox created for a hungry Jew by a generous miscreant.

Jewish Kryptonite! Now what do I do? Oy vey!

by Salacious January 1, 2009

Jewish nose

A nose that most Jews have that is a bit hooked down and sometimes larger, though the size doesn't matter.

The only way I could tell he was Jewish was his jewish nose.

by I am smart like that hehehehe March 20, 2010

Jewish Bankroll

A wallet with only single dollar bills and loose change inside.

"Your wallet resembles one of a jewish bankroll, so afraid to part with your big bills, only singles."

"Why are you picking up pennies, are you gonna add to your jewish bankroll?"

by Peshotto October 2, 2007