Jesse

A extreme "Fuckboi" who is a complete douche.

Man, He is a real Jesse!

by KnifeMastur April 1, 2017

Jesse

A piece of shit who's conceited and doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself, also what the fuck kind of name is that

Jesse is a fucktard

by JessesucksXx September 8, 2017

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A huge douchebag who is so desperate to get some action he'll hook up with just about any girl. Uses compliments in an attempt to get you out of your panties, then never texts you again when he fails miserably. Goes around asking his female friends if they "know any sluts" for him to get with. He creeps on younger girls and has NO game. He doesn't know how to treat a woman properly. Tries to take advantage of drunk girls, then days later he admits to their face he thought he could get away with stuff because they were under the influence. Oh, and he has a hairy back.

Natalie: That guy I went out with last Friday was such a jerk, he still hasn't called me back.
Stephanie: Wow, he's such a Jesse!

by laquisha19 April 27, 2011

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Jesse

Popular girl's name, but also occasionally used to indicate a pink-cheeked little white boy who thinks he's got pumps.

Jeff: DUDE I just saw a nymph. She was gorgeous with long blonde hair!
TJ: Was she apple-cheeked and doing aerobic exercises?
Jeff: Yeah! You saw her too??
TJ: Lol you saw a Jesse

Trish: OMG did you hear about how Justin Bieber made it to the list of the world's most beautiful women??
Alec: Yeah but did you see how Jesse Bieber made it to first?

by swankmasta.6000 June 28, 2013

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