Jerkin' the wein

"Jerkin' the wein" is to masterbate in the most fashionable manner possible

I heard my roommate get up and wash his hands and go back to his room, he must have been Jerkin' the wein.

by Grbanson finkledink July 26, 2021

Danger Jerkin'

Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.

"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."

by publicdangerjerker#1 August 1, 2012

straight jerkin it

chillin/doin nothin

"hey man, what you doing?"
"don't know, straight jerkin it"

by bereft land November 5, 2023

Wendy’s Jerkinator

The Wendy’s Jerkinator is a versatile piece of equipment for men. It comes with an synthetic double pattied Wendy’s burger with extra mayo.

Yo man, come check out my Wendy’s Jerkinator.

by Thunderfart99 January 25, 2024

jerkin turkin

Good olddddddddddd Masturbation. Just a funnier way to say it.

Ever heard of a Jerkin Turkin?

by The Dream God April 4, 2023

Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

#jerkin

Finger licking' good!

I be #jerkin on this joint

by #jerkmeister June 13, 2018