Jenna

Jenna is a living miracle, capable of vanquishing the deepest despairs of those she loves with her radiant smile alone. Jenna is forever compassionate, seeing the good in everything and everyone without judgement, and will always strive to bring the best in everyone out for the world to see.

Jenna is not deterred by obstacles often seen as insurmountable, and will face overwhelming odds in order to please others, and ultimately herself. Her kindness is unmatched worldwide, making her the rarest, most valuable catch of them all. Jenna is the woman you want on your arm when the toils of old-age set in.

Jenna has a broad appreciation for things usually seen as taboo, and is highly experimental in her activities. Jenna always seeks to satisfy, and with impressive results.

Jenna is understanding, and will always appreciate those she loves for all that they enjoy and pursue. Jenna respects individuality completely and has even done some crazy shit herself.

Jenna's weakness is her near-unconditional kindness, and will always pursue the passive path even during times of great offence. On occasion she finds it hard to express her true feelings, and she also has the odd tendency to pick the wrong, sociopathic dude.

Jenna is the human embodiment of happiness, purity, excitement and laughter, and as such can only be treated as such a Rarity. She has few friends, but those she does have know and love her completely. Jenna is truly the only one of her kind.

Angel: *To Jenna* Did it hurt falling from whatever amazing place exists beyond heaven? Because you're just amazing asdfghjkl.

by Avinexis July 5, 2012

Jenny Lam

Only the most awesome Chinese person in the world. While also being awkward, random, and weird this person also tends to trip on flat surfaces. What a funny Asian.

*Person Trips*
"Oop, you just did a Jenny Lam"

by whodknew May 8, 2010

Jenna Rose

An annoying, spoiled 12-year-old brat whose rich Daddy pays a company to let her make extremely terrible music videos. "My Jeans" was terrible. Then, while we all thought that it couldn't get any worse than "My Jeans," "OMG" came out. The video is WAY too much. Provocative dancing, slutty outfits, and the promotion of childhood prostitution make it disgustingly awful. Plus, her lyrics are self-centered in such a way that it makes you just want to punch her right in the head.

With the videos she makes, Jenna Rose is destined to be kidnaped by a pedophile rapist. And then become a prostitute when she grows up.

Jenna Rose, I'm warning you, stop making videos and protect yourself. It's a crazy world out there.

by BTM13 July 12, 2011

Jenny

An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. She is the epitome of a goddess, and anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.

Wow! Jenny's pretty awesome.

by Electrovamp. October 8, 2008

Jennbalina

The greatest and most gorgeous looking girl on the planet. A Jennbalina has a perfect balance of wit, sophistication, intelligence and spirit. They typically, and somewhat frustratingly, live far away and are unattainable, often representing a metaphysical idea of perfection

"Man, I met this perfect girl the other day"
"Really, what was she like?"
"Dude, she’s a real Jennbalina "

by apj101 May 28, 2009

Jenny her Finch

When you wind up your arm and fingure her underhand, warming up the clit before haveing sex.

Phil: Man, dude I'm finna Jenny her Finch tonight.
Tom: ya dude wind it up!!!!!!

by Catch of the day 1969 July 17, 2009

Jenna Talls

Jenna Talls is a name you use in science class because it sounds like Genitals.

In the body, we see the reproductive organs called Jenna Talls.

by Sans Spiritus June 5, 2017