Java Jacket

When a man is ass fucking a female, and he pulls it out of her butthole, and its covered in shit.

Johnny finished fucking Laura in the ass, and pulled out. He then noticed his large member had a Java Jacket on it.

by TRAPSTAR550 August 11, 2010

Java Book of Rage

A large and heavy book, usually a Java or other programming language guide, that is used by an angry programmer to smack people over the head with while angry, or all the time.

Java-boy: "Hmmmm, I don't know what's wrong with my program."
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"

by Jimmi April 11, 2005

king mocha java

A very wealthy, well to do, black man.

A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.

Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.

Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.

Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java

by Mister Larry Johnson February 19, 2008

Cadillac Java Drip

That uncomforable feeling of having to shit, pee, or both while driving after drinking 20 ounces of rank coffee.

Larry, you shouldn't have sucked down that last cup of coffee. You are going to get the Cadillac Java Drip again!

by Larry Tom K and Damon December 26, 2008

Minecraft Java Edition

Minecraft Java Ediiton is best for those that actually want to play minecraft and those who dont are plebs. Get good NONS

EWW you dont play MINECRAFT JAVA EDITION u pleb

by yeeturmumtingscamm November 30, 2020

java chip frap

drinking a java chip is having sex. it hits all the right spots...and moves into your body the right way.

damnnnnn look at that java chip frap

by hello89 January 11, 2007

Java popcorn lick

When you pour popcorn over someone’s pussy and eat it by then licking the pussy itself and making a woman come with some popcorn bits still in her vagina

Man that Java popcorn lick I did last night has my jaw all sore

by Louie Louie July 21, 2020