Johnny finished fucking Laura in the ass, and pulled out. He then noticed his large member had a Java Jacket on it.
by TRAPSTAR550 August 11, 2010
Get the Java Jacketmug. A large and heavy book, usually a Java or other programming language guide, that is used by an angry programmer to smack people over the head with while angry, or all the time.
Java-boy: "Hmmmm, I don't know what's wrong with my program."
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"
by Jimmi April 11, 2005
Get the Java Book of Ragemug. A very wealthy, well to do, black man.
A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.
A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.
Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.
Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.
Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java
Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.
Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java
by Mister Larry Johnson February 19, 2008
Get the king mocha javamug. That uncomforable feeling of having to shit, pee, or both while driving after drinking 20 ounces of rank coffee.
Larry, you shouldn't have sucked down that last cup of coffee. You are going to get the Cadillac Java Drip again!
by Larry Tom K and Damon December 26, 2008
Get the Cadillac Java Dripmug. Minecraft Java Ediiton is best for those that actually want to play minecraft and those who dont are plebs. Get good NONS
by yeeturmumtingscamm November 30, 2020
Get the Minecraft Java Editionmug. drinking a java chip is having sex. it hits all the right spots...and moves into your body the right way.
by hello89 January 11, 2007
Get the java chip frapmug. An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.
Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!
by The Real Driller May 13, 2023
Get the Java Auto Updatemug.