Jim Joyce Safe

Something that is definitely not safe.

1. Guy 1: Dude, it'd be totally safe to jump my car over an opening drawbridge!
Guy 2: Uh, no, that'd be Jim Joyce Safe.

2. Cleveland's Jason Donald was Jim Joyce Safe at first base.

by randombufffffalo June 3, 2010

joyce middle school

salty

just salty. joyce middle school is salty.

by $alty December 31, 2016

The Marina Joyce Effect

everytime a young woman posts unorthodox or strange content online people develop some kind of hero complex and try to save them.

A: Have you seen this YouTube account? this girl looks really strange and uncomfortable, maybe something is going on!
B: No, that’s just the Marina Joyce effect...

by loolooxcx January 30, 2020

Joyced

Name given to the recipient of a thrown dildo to the face. The term was coined after New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face with a pink dildo hurled by a protestor during an interview in early 2016.

Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"

Tom: That's a nasty bruise on your face, dick.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.

by byrdfl3w September 24, 2016

Jacob Joyce

A kid with a big cock, good sense of humor, good friend, easy to love, GREAT TO FUCK!!

Girl- “I fucked that kid Jacob Joyce last night.”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”

by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020

Joyce

A Joyce likes to make things about her. Joyce’s often say they’re moving to Boston, but don’t actually move to Boston.

Joyce doesn’t live in Boston.

by Giggly_PVP November 23, 2021

sydney joyce

A wild Sydney is a phsycopathic person who may or may not watch hentai in her spare time

Sydney Joyce is a chicken nugget

by Despacitio March 6, 2020