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angelina jolie

A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!).

Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).

Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
So Angelina Jolie does charity work in Africa? BFD! Princess Diana did that 20 years ago!
by Donna D. July 29, 2006
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angelina jolie uglee

An ugly woman. With that weird looking Frankenstein square head, bizzare nose, and biggy lips, she got to be angelina jolie uglee.
That woman is angelina jolie uglee. The way she angelina jolie uglee looked at me I almost died. Damn, that's an Angleina Jolie uglee lookin' kid. Frankenstein reborn. Uglee Jolie.
by AFU December 16, 2007
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Angelina Jolie syndrom

when you adopt a really poor baby for no reason.
matt: yo joe i adopted this really poor African baby.

joe: really?

matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.
by matt AKA momo November 7, 2012
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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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free jolys

a stoners way of saying frijoles, which is spanish for beans
stoner: hey, ahhh, like do you have free jolys?
clerk: whats that?
stoner: you know', its spanish for beans.
clerk:ohhh, you mean frijoles.
stoner: what the hell is that?
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Jolie

Actual perfection (also French word for pretty)
It’s not perfection unless it’s Jolie
by Big boi Bastard January 26, 2022
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Sass-a-lina Jolie

A girl that is smug, sassy, never smiles... who is all business and works against you, or has no interest in you talking to her... whether being jovial conversation or an advance. Word play off Anglina Jolie's name.
1.That bitch won't give me the time of day. She's a Sass-a-lina Jolie.
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?
by Artartistablue June 18, 2016
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