Ryan Johnstone

The term for a bisexual who sucks baws for a living. Ryan Johnstones can also talk one lot of shit.

Scott - “watch out here comes ryan johnstone fs”
Kieren -“naw man”
Ryan -“suck ma baws”

by Lil Bronx December 16, 2021

Johnston

Born near the end of the 20th century, Johnston is considered by many to be the best dong drawer west of the Mississippi.

Johnston spent endless hours finishing his masterpiece, a large dong on a whiteboard.

by fu1ure January 6, 2020

Johnston

A penis

My Johnston is so extended right now.

by Creatordusty June 5, 2023

tricsha johnston

A cold hearted woman with blonde greasy hair. A sassy attitude and a bitchy voice. She wears slutty clothes and does the slut drop in class

She did the slut drop, she must be Tricsha Johnston

She wears slutty clothes, she must be Tricsha Johnston

by eatmycherryasshole March 13, 2018

Johnston

A cute funny guy with a sense of humour. He can be a nerd sometimes but always there to charm you. Hope you don't get jealous. You're very lucky if you're friends with him or maybe girlfriend because he will always make you happy. Go and get a johnston you guys.

johnston, hi!

by anonymous June 1, 2023

Johnstoned

When something is burnt. Originating from when employees at restaurants burn their food.

Wow that food looks Johnstoned.
Is Ryan working tonight because that’s Johnstoned.

by TomPake November 5, 2017

Jack Johnston

Worlds fattest rat with a bowl cut, extremely gay and will rape you if given the chance.

He is such a jack Johnston.

by Koolkid30 September 9, 2021