Jock

A Manly Real Man, who deserves to be Obeyed.

male nerd:
Jock: "Gimmie your money"
male nerd willingly gives him all the money
male nerd: "Thanks Boss"
Jock flashes a cocky grin
Jock: "Atta gurl"

by jocksniffer June 20, 2022

jock

A popular person involved in sports, may or may not be a dumbass.

Look at that jock beat up on the nerdy kids, isn't he supposed to be at practice?

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

jock

An idiot who thinks they are great at sports, and thinks that anyone ele who is not them is of lower worth, and that intellectuals are worthless. Not the same as real athletes!

Why have we not seen a definition for jock by a jock yet here?

by Sciator October 4, 2008

jock

another word for Caddy.

I'm playing golf today and my jock is Carl Spackler.

by Joseph Josephson November 16, 2007

jock

English slang name for a Scotsman.

England beat the Jocks 5-0 in the World Cup.

by Da Beast March 24, 2003

jock

An athletic person who usually lacks intellectual ability and treats others like second-class citizens. Different from athlete.

Bryce is such a jock, he only dates cheerleaders and struggles to keep a 2.0 GPA.

by OhRlly™ March 7, 2016

Jock

A dude in high school who is athletic and somewhat fun, but whom is fucking retarded.

guy 1: hey dude, do you know that Chase Broda guy?
guy 2: Yeah dude, he's such a Jock!

by reeelitin March 13, 2019