Comrade jfk

a good man with a shit attitude and a shit personality

Person 1: “yooo is that comrade jfk?”
Comrade jfk: “fuck you.”

by That one Walter guy February 18, 2022

JFK

Messy head in the backseat of your lincoln

That chick gave a bomb JFK

by SkinnySteve February 5, 2023

JFK Files

Yeah, hey, how about you just release the un redacted Epstein files?

Hym "How about that? How about instead of the JFK files you release the one you said you were going to release and didn't? Let's do that. Release the Epstein files. Pay me for that AI that that FUCKING RETARD STOLE. You give me my money. Because you love to sit there and PRETEND you give a fuck about pedophile when IN REALITY... Not a single one of those pedophiles is in a Truman Show right now. NOT A SINGLE ONE has brain fluid. And THE LITERAL CREATOR OF AI... IS that. He... IS in a Truman show. So, I don't give a fuck about the JFK files. Let's see the HYM IAM files. Let's see the early onset schizophrenia that causes school shootings. Let's see those files."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

Getting JFK

Receiving fellatio in the back of a car, particularly mind blowing fellatio

I was getting JFK on the way to church.

by fallepay November 17, 2025

JFK

Just F**king Kidding... (Usually used as an text), but can often be used verbally if necessary...

Alright damn, girl... JFK!

by Full Court* February 4, 2021

JFK's Lightbulb

When you get an idea so good it blows your mind.

Mate I experienced JFK's Lightbulb the other day

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

jfk

an abbreviation for "just fucking kidding"

Marc: Hey Stubby, have you lost weight?
Stubby: RAAAAAAGE!!! Omg, I have weighed the same for 2 years you jerk!
Marc: Chillax, I was jfk

by SterlsSwagger August 20, 2011