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Jismslap

When a male ejaculates on their hand, then slaps their female partner's behind.

It is seen as a loving gesture between two consenting adults.
I just jismslapped my girlfriend, and it was messy!
by Roonicle February 16, 2012
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To have an extostential ammount of either, Ethnicities, Races, Species, a large ammount of asian fear of shit cumming (yes, cumming) out of your gludius maximus. (also known as your ass)
Holy shit! Zach been going Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop on us!
by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007
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Jism Hawk

Woman who (like a predator) hovers in a bar in search of male spunk
That jism hawk is going to get some young stud tonight.
by Sol Good July 3, 2009
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Jismslap

A sexual act that occurs when you cum in your hand, and slap your girlfriends ass. It's a loving gesture between two consenting adults. Can be used as a noun and/or verb.
What's a jismslap?

I jismslapped your mom.
by IAmAnonymoose March 17, 2012
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Jadism

Religion ruled by one God ( Jad ).

It consists basically on the belief of one God, one life, and one world.
My new favorite religion is Jadism.
by Cat-alves97 August 29, 2017
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Jism

The preferred form of coffee creamer among Dooleys. Rather than milk, cream, or other powdered or liquid coffee creamers, only jism will do. Their idea of the perfect cup of java is a Starbucks mocha latte, with 10 artificial sweeteners and 3 goopy loads of jism. They enjoy not only the taste but the congealed, gelatinous, coagulation created by the loads of jism.
"Hey Mike, have you seen the jism? I'm trying to make a cup of coffee?" Mike: "No Jenny, I think we are all out, but hold on and let me whip some up for you."

A Dooley, at Starbucks: "Can I get 3 pumps of jizz with that latte?" Starbucks worker: "No sir, you have to provide your own jism. There is a bathroom right over there, and there is lube on the counter."
by That Dude That Knows September 23, 2020
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JWism

Short for Jehovah Witnesses i.e. Jehovah Witnessism
Yo dude! There goes that JWism guy!
by Brother Al JW February 22, 2008
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