On December 23 everyone will celebrate for the anniversary of Trio Java, a Special Country from the alternative world of Rise of Nations!
by Woffen December 18, 2020
A large and heavy book, usually a Java or other programming language guide, that is used by an angry programmer to smack people over the head with while angry, or all the time.
Java-boy: "Hmmmm, I don't know what's wrong with my program."
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"
by Jimmi April 11, 2005
A very wealthy, well to do, black man.
A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.
A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.
Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.
Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.
Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java
Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.
Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java
by Mister Larry Johnson February 19, 2008
That uncomforable feeling of having to shit, pee, or both while driving after drinking 20 ounces of rank coffee.
Larry, you shouldn't have sucked down that last cup of coffee. You are going to get the Cadillac Java Drip again!
by Larry Tom K and Damon May 03, 2007
Minecraft Java Ediiton is best for those that actually want to play minecraft and those who dont are plebs. Get good NONS
by yeeturmumtingscamm November 30, 2020
drinking a java chip is having sex. it hits all the right spots...and moves into your body the right way.
damnnnnn look at that java chip frap
by hello89 January 11, 2007
An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.
Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!
by The Real Driller May 13, 2023