Japanese Tripod 

Three men point their johnsons towords the sky and join them together to form the shape of a tripod. Then a woman sits atop the "tripod" and bounces up and down, attemped to wedge all three men inside of her.

Mary had to have emergency surgery after she had a Japanese Tripod with the Dallas Cowboys.

Japanese Tripod by BlackSnowMan August 8, 2006

Japanese Teardrop 

n. An unexpected single drop of ejaculation that turns up ten minutes after the bolt has been shot, regardless of how thoroughly one mops the bell-end. The missing fish.

(Ten minutes after a rigorous masturbation session)
Roger: “What the… Oh no!”
Clive: “What’s up?”
Roger: “Japanese Teardrop…”
Clive: “Too much detail mate… Not cool!”

Japanese Teardrop by J.May December 27, 2009

Japanese Muscle 

A Japanese car that is a classic car and is very fast for its engine size.

Japanese Muscle cars:
Nissan Skyline R34
Mazda RX7
Toyota Supra
Acura NSX
Older Lancer Evo's

Japanese Muscle by RollinOnS2K October 27, 2008

Japanese Puberty 

A stage in a Japanese persons life where they think they're a pokemon.

Doctor: Well it appears your brother is going through Japanese Puberty.

Seto: No! Mokuba say something!

Mokuba: Bulba! Bulbasaur!

Japanese Puberty by Black Bear Samurai April 1, 2010

Japanese schoolgirl 

someone who is insanely fast at typing text mesages on a mobile phone

Susi texts like a japanese schoolgirl

Japanese schoolgirl by RototheD May 25, 2008

Japanese Flag Syndrome 

The sickness where you spend most of your time sitting on the toilet, usually the day after eating spicy fast foods.

Joe called in sick to work, said he had an extra spicy indian last night and his ass now looks like the Japanese flag.

Ah the old Japanese Flag Syndrome then? Rough day ahead for Joe!

Japanese Flag Syndrome by defunkt October 1, 2011

japanese fanny pack 

When you are making love to a lady and she releases a bowel movement upon your abdomen.

Morgan was over last night and she gave me a stinky Japanese fanny pack after eating Ethiopian.

japanese fanny pack by Mierslush January 10, 2014