itchy scrotum

The child actor that starred in the 80s sitcom, "Silver Spoons". As an adult, he later went on to star in "NYPD Blue". His acting skills are highly overrated.

I've never liked Itchy Scrotum, he sucked in both Silver Spoons and NYPD Blue.

by DAR4652 January 06, 2006

itchy steamboat

The itchy aftereffect of a deep and cavernous fart that reverberates against objects such as furniture or flooring, resulting in an itchy anus because of the heat and friction generated by the violent release of gas.

"Bro, last night when I was leaning against the wall at the club an itchy steamboat snuck up on me...I was scratching my b-hole for the rest of the night. Shouldn't have mixed beer and curry, I guess."

by YayDubs February 02, 2016

Itchy Spaghetti

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.

Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.

by PhallusTangledByPubes October 01, 2012

an itchy gouche

an itchy gouche is when you have a sweaty and uncomfortable itchy gouche

Best remedy is to take a shower an scrub well.

“Ahh mate I’ve got an itchy gouche

by Stayout March 10, 2019

ITCHY LEAKIES

When your nipples excrete milk while also irritating the surrounding skin.

“Doctor, I need an ointment for my itchy leakies!”

by RahsaanVoriel January 02, 2021

Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.

Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?

by gpoops22 February 22, 2012

itchy monkey

A horny woman who really wants the D.

Sally has an itchy monkey, look at how she looks at Steve.

by Cloverfield December 13, 2016