Standard Issue

For something to be standard issue is for it to be completely ordinary, average, nothing special, or unimpressive.

Ordinarily used when someone believes something they did to be amazing when it is in fact very much not.

Yahtzee!
Wow... pretty standard issue.

I'm the millionith visitor!
Sounds standard issue.

by sj_stock November 9, 2012

Issabell

The cutest, most charming girl anyone would ever meet in their lives. She loves attention and will do anything for her man to give her the slightest glance at her. She's so adorable, the smallest things she does could make you faint. She is also a big turn on, making her man the happiest in the world. She'll cry to you if she's ever feeling down and loves to listen to that advice you give to her. She appreciates the little things you do for her, they mean the world to her.

Issabell: I love you my bubbins
Blake: I love you my darling

by Soulphur February 18, 2021

standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.

For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006

Nigger Issurance

Nigger insurance is insurance against home burglaries, car break ins, assault, general property theft, etc... i.e.

"WTF! Somebody broke in to my car last night and took everything I had in there!"

"Man you better hope you have some Nigger Issurance!"

by sendbobsandveganapics April 25, 2020

UID Issue

Problem being by a user's UID being too high.
Usually used in a joking manner.

HvH Player #1: x doesn't work, help?
HvH Player #2: uid issue.

by Ashley Graves September 8, 2020

attachment issues

when someone is super attached to someone else even after the relationship ended. it’s hard for them to say goodbye to the other person and move on

emily: maddy has attachment issues. especially with her ex-boyfriend

by beachwoodmendes March 24, 2022

back issue

1) old news

2) something or someone that had its time, but has since faded from the scene.

1) "yeah she told me they broke up, but thats already back issue since it happened 3 weeks ago."

2) "The White Stripes? nah man, they're back issue now. Stereogram's where its at now."

by kingman June 3, 2004