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iron maiden

Definitively, one of the greatest heavy metal bands of all time, if not the best. they have achieved this position by making good, meaningful, and kickass music for over 30 years. Their greatness is undeniable.
uneducated person -iron maiden sucks
metalhead- well, do you even listen to all of their stuff?
uneducated person- no
metalhead- well then you should shut up!
by lordnyra March 22, 2007
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Colorado Waffle Iron

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.
Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"
by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010
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iron hoof

Cockney rhyming slang for poof (homosexual). Typically as with most rhyming slang only the first word is used in conversation.
"Elton John was married!! But he's an iron hoof!"

"Look at the state of that iron!"
by NZBB June 22, 2009
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five iron frenzy

An awesome Christian Ska/Punk band. Their songs are super funny, not too much of that moaning about your freaking girlfriend crap, it's great. Their Cds include:
Our Newest Album-Ever!
The End is Here
The End Is Near
Upbeats and Beatdowns
Quantity is Job 1 and many more. If you haven't heard them, you don't know what you're missing.(besides your comb).
by pineapple_babe March 7, 2005
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irondong

I have an IRONDONG!
by ironlongdong October 20, 2008
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iron fail

A surprisingly common phenomenon that occurs when a person attempts to close a door with an IronGym attached to the door frame. The subject is astonished to see the door bounce back open and is subsequently humiliated by his friends.
Se7en went into the bathroom and began to close the door, when it suddenly bounced back open, knocking him into the toilet.
"Yeeaaahhh!" Mikl screamed, "You forgot the IronGym hanging in the doorway, faggot, what an iron fail!"
"Shut up. Let's get freaky now," crooned Se7en, fondling his splendid genitalia.
by Midimoto August 13, 2010
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Ironing from home

A working arrangement where one interupts the domestic chores every 5 minutes to push the mouse a quarter inch, or glance at your inbox, hence giving the impression of doing some actual work work.
Look at the mess in my house! It's a good job I'm ironing from home tomorrow so I can get tidied up.
by Xyloph October 11, 2011
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