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Captain Intensity

I lived with a buddy who was always so intense about everything around the house. No one did the dishes, someone drank his beer so we ended up calling him Captian intensity

A buddy who is intense about everything
Dude I fucked Tammy last night

Man thats my girlfreind bro

Chill out captain intensity I used a rubber
by Tyler Bohannon March 5, 2007
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cruel intentions

One of the best movies I've ever seen. Has Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair in it. Involves a lot of rich kids and a lot of sex.
Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe both looked hot in Cruel Intentions.
by Biddy July 3, 2005
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No Pun Intended

AMERICAN PHRASE, widely considered by some to be a cliché. Two uses of this phrase.

#1. "No pun intended!" Is a clarification you make after a remark you uttered that DID indeed contain a pun. You exclaim, "No pun intended" because you honestly did mean to construct the setence to contain a pun.

#2 The second meaning of, "no pun intended" can be tongue-in-cheek or more harshly put, untruthful. In this instance a person purposely inserted the pun. The motivations for doing so vary. Some reasons include: doing it to be humerous, attempting to be clever, wanting to engage in word play, or doing so to annoy people who hate puns. They fib by saying, "No pun intended!" because: they want to avoid embarrassment after no one laughed, escape retribution from those they annoyed on purpose or perhaps they feel foolish for making the pun at all.
#1 Pun WITHOUT intent. "That pistol is so tiny looks like he could be a son of a gun. Sorry, no pun intented!"

#2 Pun WITH intent: "Look at that duck. Hope he has a lot of money just look at the size of his BILL! Ha, ha, ha! No pun intended, right guys?"

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by A Suburban Urban August 12, 2015
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interntainment

The unabashed use of one or more interns for unintended purposes. These include, but are not limited to, laughing at bad jokes, listening to boring stories, busy work, eye candy, taco runs or verbal abuse.
Aw, both Pete and Gina are off tomorrow. I guess we shall have no interntainment.
by ghost6436 October 15, 2008
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intensitities

Used to describe very large and/or beautiful female breasts.
Joe: Bob, sweetest intensitities at your 3 O'clock!

Bob: Dear God! Intensitities indeed!
by magDude101 March 8, 2008
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Intensifucked

When an action or thing that is both simultaneously intense and fucked up.
"Man that test really intensifucked my day"

"Did you see what that chick did?"
"Yeah that was intensifucked"
by Iceblade77 May 13, 2009
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intensepy

An intense therapy session that is centered around yelling and crying.
Today at intensepy my intensepist kept yelling "whats wrong with you" in my face repeatedly until I cried.
by wateswrongwifyou January 9, 2011
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