A condition that affects women when they sit on muffins with no underwear on. It can also happen if you fuck the 'Pillsbury Dough boy'
My girlfriend keeps getting 'yeast infections', she need to stop her muffin fetish before I find a Smurf's village between her legs.
by ohnoudidntgothere June 19, 2010
Get the Yeast Infection mug.An obsession with the boy band One Direction (aka the parasitic offspring of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus). Symptoms include sexual frustrations, a massive drop in IQ, and the inability to think, speek or type coherently. If your daughter or someone close to you acquires this illness, the only form of treatment is to tie this person to a chair, throw this chair into a large vat of salt and holy water, and play Metallica nonstop an at maximum volume through headphones duct-taped to their heads. If that doesn't work, murder is the only solution.
"Omqqq, I luv one DirEction! I think I have a one direction iNfection! <3 Harry styles and that Nialler, hot damn! ;)"
"AAAHHH! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!'"
"AAAHHH! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!'"
by EdanP February 4, 2013
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everything that is wrong with Urban Dictionary. This is the type of editor who spends every minute of his day polluting this site with "words" like wnuczek, yobrodawgshitfucknadsboy, and yonkydonkey . He is completely illiterate (see his definition of author). He currently has 189 definitions... And those are just the ones that were approved (most likely by himself). Basically, author bread infection is the perfect example of fail in Urban Dictionary.
Naive Kid: "snoopet!"
You: "WTF"
Naive Kid: "It means fat chicks need lovin too but they gotta pay!"
You: "No, it means you fail to realize that Urban Dictionary is a free dictionary that anyone can add to: which means retard users like bread infection infect the site with bullshit, and it stays there forever, because it takes too much effort for editors to delete each definition. If Urban Dictionary had a way to ban him and delete all his defs in one fell swoop, nothing of value would be lost."
You: "WTF"
Naive Kid: "It means fat chicks need lovin too but they gotta pay!"
You: "No, it means you fail to realize that Urban Dictionary is a free dictionary that anyone can add to: which means retard users like bread infection infect the site with bullshit, and it stays there forever, because it takes too much effort for editors to delete each definition. If Urban Dictionary had a way to ban him and delete all his defs in one fell swoop, nothing of value would be lost."
by pseudoanonymous August 22, 2009
Get the bread infection mug.To implant a thought in a another person's mind with the aim of having that person commit a predetermined action or behavior.
Inception is similar to the Jedi mind-trick;however, it is subtler and is usually done in several steps.
The target of the inception, as with th Jedi mind-trick, is usually not as smart as the inceptor.
Inception is similar to the Jedi mind-trick;however, it is subtler and is usually done in several steps.
The target of the inception, as with th Jedi mind-trick, is usually not as smart as the inceptor.
I had to inception Mary to get her to breakup with me. I began the conversation by telling her that she wanted to break up with me...But three weeks before that I asked her why she didn't seem like herself.
by EZ343 January 25, 2011
Get the Inception mug.You: "I wonder how one would define leadership?"
Dictionary: "Leadership: (n) (lee-der-ship) the ability to lead."
You: "Well, that was insightful. Dictionary Inception at it again."
Dictionary: "Leadership: (n) (lee-der-ship) the ability to lead."
You: "Well, that was insightful. Dictionary Inception at it again."
by uttersmacker July 21, 2012
Get the Dictionary Inception mug.The Inception Complex takes place in the following manner.
1) Someone says something small; Plants something in your head.
2) It grows in your mind. It slowly becomes all you can think about until it completely consumes you, and even comes to define you.
Reference to the movie "Inception".
1) Someone says something small; Plants something in your head.
2) It grows in your mind. It slowly becomes all you can think about until it completely consumes you, and even comes to define you.
Reference to the movie "Inception".
"Yo, Jake. What's your issue?"
"I dunno. My girlfriend said that she wishes someone would understand her and could relate to her. Major Inception Complex going on right now".
"I dunno. My girlfriend said that she wishes someone would understand her and could relate to her. Major Inception Complex going on right now".
by DisasterChild September 21, 2010
Get the Inception Complex mug.the act of completely fucking someone's mind.
getting inside someones head, and either convincing them of something, or causing them to question the reality of the situation.
after inceptioning someone it is imperative to say inception to the target, letting them know they just got mind fucked
IMPORTANT:
Inception is also a game, with rules
*inception is a game best played lit as fuck, and is won when one person inceptions everyone in the room, regardless. you should always help out someone trying to inception another, by validating their story.
getting inside someones head, and either convincing them of something, or causing them to question the reality of the situation.
after inceptioning someone it is imperative to say inception to the target, letting them know they just got mind fucked
IMPORTANT:
Inception is also a game, with rules
*inception is a game best played lit as fuck, and is won when one person inceptions everyone in the room, regardless. you should always help out someone trying to inception another, by validating their story.
guy1: dude so when you going to order that pizza
guy2(target): what pizza?
guy1: you just said you would order a pizza
guy3: yeah man you did say that
guy2: No i didnt
guy4: yes you did dude
guy1: come on man!
guy2: damn, alright
guy1: inception!
guy3: you just got inceptioned
target: hey you guys want to watch the game?
guy1: what?
target: the championship game?
gu1: what are you talking about, they played that yesterday
target: no its today
guy3: it was yesterday dude, we all watched it
target: :no seriously
guy1: seriously it was yesterday at 9:00
target: what! (looks it up online)
guy1: Inception!
target: damn, you inceptioned me pretty good haha
guy2(target): what pizza?
guy1: you just said you would order a pizza
guy3: yeah man you did say that
guy2: No i didnt
guy4: yes you did dude
guy1: come on man!
guy2: damn, alright
guy1: inception!
guy3: you just got inceptioned
target: hey you guys want to watch the game?
guy1: what?
target: the championship game?
gu1: what are you talking about, they played that yesterday
target: no its today
guy3: it was yesterday dude, we all watched it
target: :no seriously
guy1: seriously it was yesterday at 9:00
target: what! (looks it up online)
guy1: Inception!
target: damn, you inceptioned me pretty good haha
by Hardbodychamp28 April 25, 2011
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