invalent

A description of someone whos head is attached to his body in a fucked up way.

-Hey, Bro! Do you know that guy who is invalent?
-Oh, yeah. You mean that guy with a twisted neck?
-YES, him!

by K1aymen January 31, 2012

invalesco

lover of men

by simon reynolds July 24, 2003

Callaway inhaler

During sex between 2 males, both take turns cuffing lips around each other's butt holes inhaling farts until one passes out.

Nick and jimmy c were doing the good ol callaway inhaler last night and now Jimmy didn't show up for work today, what a shame.

by Jsando99 November 27, 2016

Vlad the Inhaler

He is straddling her chest whilst she sucks his dick or is getting tit-fucked. Just a half second before he ejaculates he shoves a thumb up one of her nostrils and the head of his dick up the other nostril. He then blows his load up her nose. She’ll do nothing but taste and smell gonad-gunk for days, sniffling the whole time.

Her E.N.T. doctor advised against her boyfriend wanting to administer a Vlad the Inhaler

by Sexy Baxter December 22, 2008

Mexican Inhaler

When one soils on the mustache area of his/her sleeping partner with the intention of waking them up with the fumes.
This works best with solid poop rather than a runny substance that risks entering the mouth.

I hear that Louis gave Sammy a Mexican Inhaler and Jenny knows nothing about it! LOL

by Glen Schnapps August 31, 2013

inhaling laugh

Instead of exhaling while laughing, some nerdy people inhaling, causing a "huh huh huh" or "hurk hurk hurk" sound instead of a normal laugh.

Go into any comic book store or any nerdy comedy movie and you'll hear an inhaling laugh.

by Downvoting Victim January 5, 2014

inhalation

To breath in. Also, an incorrect spelling of annihilation, coined by Kyle Wright. Especially useful when combined with the word funtional, to produce the band name Functional Inhalation, which is the only band (other than perhaps an orchestra) to contain more members than Slipknot.

"I am going to launch the nukes in my backyard silos, thus causing the inhalation of the entire world!!"

by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004