Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.
WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes
WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes
Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.
by DanielHut April 1, 2008
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Get the Secondary Invitation mug.I saw my ex at Starbucks yesterday, and she had the guts to extend me a rhetorical invitation to her wedding.
by tinmandespot March 28, 2015
Get the rhetorical invitation mug.Someone who invites themselves to all social events when not initionally invited. They show up without notice and overstay their welcome. Otherwise known as a "Reece"
Damn that Reece invites himself everywhere! Such a Self Invite!
Reece turned up to my house without notice last night. CREEPY!!
Reece turned up to my house without notice last night. CREEPY!!
by sprinkleoffairydust January 25, 2016
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( antonymous to "invite" )
( antonymous to "invite" )
I got the toronto invite to that party, I can only imagine it was a bunch of Torontonians talking over each other, so probably didn't miss much.
by pzeudonympho May 30, 2018
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doesn't have to make sense if your d@ve
doesn't have to make sense if your d@ve
by dave goldberggg May 12, 2022
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