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imporovement

Improvised improvement.
While there do exist other organizations in the state, ours leads to qualitative imporovements.
by CrankyXL July 21, 2017
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Impovity

Person A: Did you watch Impovity’s stream?
Person B:No I didn’t why?
Person A: damn he is amazing. Check him out on twitch
by Random123...690 March 25, 2021
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impromptwo

When you casually go to use the restroom and realize you are about to drop a massive number two.
“Sorry, I thought I just needed to pee but ended up having an impromptwo.”
by Shrek Froth June 27, 2021
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improchampment

someone from austiere or humble beginnings who has undergone extreme self-betterment and become successful
Anakin Skywalker is the quintessential example of improchampment... a poor, destitute slave who rose to become one of the most formidable powers in the galaxy.
by isjz March 9, 2022
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mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.
"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."
by halonistic March 19, 2012
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Climbing Mount Improbable

Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:

Lead us, Evolution, lead us

Up the future's endless stair:

Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.

For stagnation is despair:

Groping, guessing, yet progressing,

Lead us nobody knows where.

Wrong or justice in the present,

Joy or sorrow, what are they

While there's always jam to-morrow,

While we tread the onward way?

Never knowing where we're going,

We can never go astray.
Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.
by annelisefrench September 23, 2010
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Improvised Expletive Device

In the Bible (apparently) it says somewhere "Thou Shalt Not Swear" Latter day Christians have discovered a small foot note to this verse that adds "... using commonly accepted swear words".

Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!
"Oh (can't say f$*K so insert Improvised Expletive Device) Folly - I've just hit my hand with a hammer"

"Jeepers - that was close!"

"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"
by Tra_j_d September 30, 2009
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