Thug Immortal

A powerful erection achieved only once in the history of mankind by Larkin. He was said to have run off into the Berkshires after losing his mind when Thug Immortal threatened to summon him to court.

Jessica: Have you seen Thug Immortal?
Minerva: NO! Larkin ran away like a pussy!

by jjstrokesesquire May 30, 2006

Quantum Immortality

The idea of our consciousness going to different possibility in order to keep itself alive.

I was going to shoot myself when the gun jammed.
Probably due to Quantum Immortality

by aslpaul3939 January 8, 2021

Dirty daves soup imported from detroit

When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.

Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"

by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011

Immortality

To live forever and never grow old or die.

God, the angels, and the human soul possess immortality.

by Cainman September 10, 2013

import

immigrant; someone not born in this country

she's an import

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Import Turner

A Import vehicle hopefully modified tastefully. Normally NOT rice.. some often packing massive turbos.. and actual work into them.

Import Turner=That guy just ran a 8sec quarter sh*t.. thats one h3lla fast turbo 4.

Rice=I cut my springs and its like fast.. I installed taillights and a stereo.. I almost beat a 89 Oldsmobile Van but I think he was using nos.

by Capin Cutlass August 4, 2008

Immortan Joe

A sex act in which a man ejaculates over his partner's overly exposed toothy smile while exclaiming, "Ride eternal, shiny and chrome!" The partner then enthusiastically declares, "Witness me!"

My girlfriend really helped me out in class today so I gave her an immortan Joe as a thank you.

by Immortan Joe September 21, 2016