hilary-itis

when you are in a photography darkroom and become hyper and giddy for no apparent reason and start to dance and sing

Girl 1: "Oh god, Suzie's got hilary-itis again! She's going crazy in there!"
Girl 2: "I wonder what it is about darkrooms that makes people get so hyper?"

by smilehme May 16, 2007

AstraZeneca-itis

The short-lived bout of flu-like side effects some people get shortly after having the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine.

Symptoms include a fever (of up to 102 degrees), feeling ill, chills, muscle aches, headaches... basically all the flu symptoms. In addition, you may get a raised lump at the jab site. Thankfully, they typically resolve fully within 48 hours, and are a sign your immune system is responding to the vaccine.

"Getting actual COVID-19 is a lot worse than AstraZeneca-itis, so do not skip out on the jab if you're offered it!"

by Lefty Power 123 March 24, 2021

Mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis

This means that you are mentally and physically obsessed with Tom Felton and you can’t get over your self about him and your mental health is so bad because you have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.

Friend: Omg I have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.

Me: Omg same.

by That Hogwarts Hoe January 15, 2021

dopey-itis

being a stupid cunt

you’re so stupid, do u have dopey-itis?

by mainbitchx April 1, 2020

Dobrik-itis

Watching so much David Dobrik, that you begin to be addicted to them, as if they are a drug

I stayed in today and watched David Dobrik all day, now I think I have Dobrik-itis

by david dobriks wife January 24, 2019

Jemma itis

A newly found disease where the infected is slowly suffocated to death, the pain starts in the face and abdomen , then makes you dizzy of low oxygen being passed to the brain and then slow death of suffocation by laughing. The cause is by overly funny friends or some that laughs at anything even some drinking energy drinks. There is no cure for this, at least you die laughing.

(Someone laughing really hard and uncontrollably) oh no she/he got a case of Jemma itis, get away you'll die from laughter if you're infected!

by Victim of Jemma itis August 26, 2018

Jas-itis

A condition that develops when you hear and/or see something that you find attractive.

Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow

Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.

I think my Jas-itis is starting to come back after I watched that video of that boy on TikTok.

by jazzy.inf January 5, 2023