hilary-itis

when you are in a photography darkroom and become hyper and giddy for no apparent reason and start to dance and sing
Girl 1: "Oh god, Suzie's got hilary-itis again! She's going crazy in there!"
Girl 2: "I wonder what it is about darkrooms that makes people get so hyper?"
by smilehme May 03, 2007
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AstraZeneca-itis

The short-lived bout of flu-like side effects some people get shortly after having the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine.

Symptoms include a fever (of up to 102 degrees), feeling ill, chills, muscle aches, headaches... basically all the flu symptoms. In addition, you may get a raised lump at the jab site. Thankfully, they typically resolve fully within 48 hours, and are a sign your immune system is responding to the vaccine.
"Getting actual COVID-19 is a lot worse than AstraZeneca-itis, so do not skip out on the jab if you're offered it!"
by Lefty Power 123 March 24, 2021
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dopey-itis

you’re so stupid, do u have dopey-itis?
by mainbitchx April 02, 2020
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This means that you are mentally and physically obsessed with Tom Felton and you can’t get over your self about him and your mental health is so bad because you have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.
by That Hogwarts Hoe January 15, 2021
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Dobrik-itis

Watching so much David Dobrik, that you begin to be addicted to them, as if they are a drug
I stayed in today and watched David Dobrik all day, now I think I have Dobrik-itis
by david dobriks wife January 25, 2019
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Posc-itis

The excessive spit spraying coughing disease of "super-stoners"
Your Posc-itis disease acted up right after you hit that bong. Shooting me in the face asswipe.
by Ghiberty December 31, 2009
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Jas-itis

A condition that develops when you hear and/or see something that you find attractive.

Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow

Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.
I think my Jas-itis is starting to come back after I watched that video of that boy on TikTok.
by jazzy.inf January 05, 2023
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