when you're texting and peeing at the same time and you accidentally pee on your phone (males only).
ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
by oldsport December 17, 2014
Get the urinary text infection mug.1) A woman with a chronic yeast infection.
2) A person (usually but not always) a woman that is completely incompetent.
3) A derogatory term used to address a woman (or anyone) who is acting like a total bitch.
2) A person (usually but not always) a woman that is completely incompetent.
3) A derogatory term used to address a woman (or anyone) who is acting like a total bitch.
1) "I wish I could cure my yeast-infection."
2) "Learn howta' drive, you yeast-infected whore!"
3) "I can't believe my teacher accused me of cheating! That yeast-infected whore!"
2) "Learn howta' drive, you yeast-infected whore!"
3) "I can't believe my teacher accused me of cheating! That yeast-infected whore!"
by PhantomTechnician February 4, 2014
Get the Yeast-Infected Whore mug.When your Cloust becomes infected. The infection has several stages:
Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.
Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.
Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.
Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.
Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.
Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.
Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.
Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.
Dude - Hey man, did you hear about Brad?
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!
by Tom Brady the g February 4, 2010
Get the Cloust Infection mug.by Taylor<333 August 17, 2009
Get the infected cum bubble mug.A horrible diease that cuases the victim to go deaf and eventually dead. It infects a person due to the fact that he/she (Mainly Females) have listened to one direction music.
Infected Woman: OMG! I LOVE THIS ONE DIRECTION MUSIC! LIKE OMG!!!
Man: HOLY SH*T MY GIRLFREIND HAS THE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION! -The man runs far away-
Man: HOLY SH*T MY GIRLFREIND HAS THE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION! -The man runs far away-
by Surviorduide December 2, 2013
Get the One Direction Infection mug.Pronunciation: Kay - y / Kai
Used synonymously with “K-ai fever”
When something is infected by K-ai, it either is, or will become Fortnite, or a Fortnite reference. There is no known cure for a K-ai infection/fever.
Used synonymously with “K-ai fever”
When something is infected by K-ai, it either is, or will become Fortnite, or a Fortnite reference. There is no known cure for a K-ai infection/fever.
This party caught K-ai fever, I’m out of here.
It seems you’ve got a K-ai infection… I don’t know if we can be friends anymore.
It seems you’ve got a K-ai infection… I don’t know if we can be friends anymore.
by Colouur November 30, 2022
Get the K-ai infection mug.A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.
Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.
by fetusbob August 6, 2022
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