Immortal Champagne

When you get so drunk that it seems like the champagne bottle isn't emptying.

Matt: OMG, THIS CHAMPAGNE IS NEVER ENDING
Dylan: iMMORTAL cHAMPAGNE!!!

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

<.7.9.7.6.>The Voice Of Mine Grants immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Voice Of Mine Grants immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Voice Of Mine Grants immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

kiara the immortal chicken

Kiara is a chicken which never dies (hence the name). Kiara is a very nice person and fun to hang out. Kiara is related to ucmoses(her dad). (run ,define ucmoses for more)

Person 1: Do you know a chicken who never dies
Ucmoses: yes my daughter Kiara The immortal chicken

by ScorpioWyd March 24, 2021

Diner Immortality

When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order.

I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!

by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012

Luckily Enough For You, Janae ANd Joseph ALexander Martinez Are Not Interruptions Towards Immortality ANd Malice

Luckily Enough For You, Janae ANd Joseph ALexander Martinez Are Not Interruptions Towards Immortality ANd Malice

Luckily Enough For You, Janae ANd Joseph ALexander Martinez Are Not Interruptions Towards Immortality ANd Malice

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

<.3.4.3.>Xiphoids Are Consolidated Water Mixed With Tulips To Get YOur BAck Smacked By Chicken And ROoster FOr Botanic Lung Tissues On Oak Treees FOr Immortal ANd Immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

<.3.4.3.>Xiphoids Are Consolidated Water Mixed With Tulips To Get YOur BAck Smacked By Chicken And ROoster FOr Botanic Lung Tissues On Oak Treees FOr Immortal ANd Immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

<.3.4.3.>Xiphoids Are Consolidated Water Mixed With Tulips To Get YOur BAck Smacked By Chicken And ROoster FOr Botanic Lung Tissues On Oak Treees FOr Immortal ANd Immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)

Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"

by Strawberry Froggy July 9, 2023