Immacule

A person that is perfect or near-perfect in every category.

"Yo insert name is so smart, funny, and beautiful."
"I know right, she's immacule."

by unfilteredthoughts April 6, 2021

The Immaculate Penis of John

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.

I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!

by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013

Immaculate Vibes

A way of describing an ideal environment, widely popularized by Chaz Borello.

"The vibes are immaculate vibes"

by Merriam-Webster96 August 4, 2025

immaculate

Something that is immaculate is perfect. Immaculate is a better word to use to precisely describe something that is amazing

Hey baud joes rizz is immaculate, i wish i could pull like him.

by Rizz daddy tre December 1, 2022

Immaculate Defecation

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.

Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.

by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025

Immaculated

When something has been cleaned and / organised / done up to the highest standard.

"Wow, that house has been well and truly immaculated"

"The only way your going to get a good offer on your house is its thoroughly immaculated"

"The inside of that car was a tip! Its been completely immaculated now.

by AnchorG June 9, 2022