Idaho Diamond

When a penis becomes abnormally hard. This only occurs when a man is so turned on that he cannot think straight and becomes light headed. It is usually at the climax of an orgasm. It begins with light grunting but eventually leads to loud and sharp screams. An Idaho Diamond also has the potential to rip the skin of an anus when inserted beforehand. It is called an Idaho Diamond because the erection is as hard as a diamond.

Last night was amazing, Robert gave Tommy the Idaho Diamond of a lifetime.

by That's So Hard Like a Diamond January 10, 2011

Idaho Handshake

The traditional greeting of perverted native Idaho people performed by sticking a finger or thumb up another persons anus instead of shaking hands. This usually comes before even kissing or the common juvenile sexual definitions of first, second, and third base.

"I just met this guy Matt and he gave me an Idaho Handshake on the dance floor!"

by -Brother Dave December 31, 2007

idaho vandals

1. the university of Idaho vandals.

2. students of the unversity of Idaho

3. the worst 1-A college football program in the country over that last 5 years. This shitty ass group of rag-tag posers can't play football to save their lives. Ex-coach Cable is heavily blamed. Also the high level of homosexuality on this team makes them soft.

Eric: Where can I fuck goats and also earn a college degree?
Mike: At the University of Idaho

Tom: Which football team makes you abolutely sick to watch play?
Jake: The Idaho Vandals

Sam: Oh my god I wanna get my ass kicked
Ellen: Play for the Idaho Vandals!
Sam: ok that sounds great. They take it in the ass every week.

by tomncaa September 21, 2008

Idaho

The reason that there were only 49 entrants in the "Miss Ebonics USA" pageant. No contestant wanted to wear a ribbon across her torso that said "I da ho".

You showing yo' sef on the webcam, and you think Idaho?

by Scrivener July 31, 2007

butt fuck idaho

a.k.a. Butt Fuck Egypt

by BFE October 27, 2003

Idahell

See Idaho

~Hey man, Whats wrong? You look glum.

~~Hey...yeah, i am kinda in the dumps...

~Well, Whats up?

~~My parents want to go to IDAHELL for our summer vacation...

~*Gasp!*

~~Yeah, imagine how i feel...*sigh*

~Dude! I'm so sorry!

by Little_Mushu January 15, 2009

idaho slider

The act of pushing tater tots in any hole with your tounge.

I wasn't hungry so I used the rest of the tots to give her an Idaho slider.

by FLJ August 8, 2006