I got your dinner

A phrase used before slapping someone in the face with your penis, then making them choke on it as they perform oral sex.

"I got your dinner"
*slap*
*choke*

by Ryan1 July 24, 2006

bro i got no girls

bro i got no girls means i got no bitches

yo bro i got no girls

by daddy harder im gay December 19, 2022

I got stood up

When someone intentionally ignored you, when he/she promised to meet you, but did not show up at the appointed time. Especially on a date.

It looks like I got stood up or maybe she's just late - I'll wait another 10 minutes.

by Kurt Janoski October 28, 2022

I got your dick

A way of expressing support or defense for another individual. Commonly used to defend a male friend, but is not limited to those who identify as male.

Girl 1: boy 1, you will never accomplish anything
Boy 2: don't worry boy 1, I got your dick!
Boy 2: girl 1, you are a ho

by bbhfd4l90 June 2, 2018

I got no more peekos

You say that when you are not lying.

Dad: Did you break the kitchen window?
Son: No. Maybe the dog Fido did. And yes, I got no more peekos.
Dad: OK, thanks for truthtelling, I guess. FIDO, DID YOU BREAK THE KITCHEN WINDOW?
Fido: Wurf! Indeed yes! But I got no more peekos.

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021

i got a new cat

every emo kids excuse

person 1: hey whats that on your arm?
emo kid : oh nothing i got a new cat?

by omgeep June 10, 2009

I got your llama

a phrase usually used when calling someone at work (and on other traceble phone lines) to let them know that you are waiting in the parking lot to kill their ass.

Listen crackho, give me back my twenty dollars cause i got your llama.

by Cinna January 5, 2005