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buy me honda, I love you no shit

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
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I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)
Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."
by Liz Gee November 12, 2012
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i would suck the shit outta emilys toes

danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!
this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"
by anonymous December 13, 2020
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am i a shit dog?

This is what Kim Suengmin of Stray Kids says as a mockery for "MOAns".
MOAns: "Am I a shit dog?🥹🥹"
Kim Suengmin: "Yes"
Stays: "Yes"
by aphroditeAgoddess February 12, 2024
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Honey I Shrunk the Kids Shit

Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.
by Temiz August 17, 2023
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I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok
i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy
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I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.
by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018
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