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Houston Hearing Aid

When your chick is passed out, you cum in one of her ears. While she's passed out the jizz hardens and looks like a hearing aid when she wakes up!
"I gave Betty a Houston Hearing Aid after she passed out the other night!
by Shauny Boy January 5, 2008
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Houston Texans

the shittiest team in the nfl
by Alfred Von Glockenspiel January 1, 2006
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Houston Texans

The NFL's newest team, the Texans were established in 2002. After struggling during their first two seasons, they appeared to be turning a corner with a 7-9 record in 2004 and better play by quarterback David Carr. However, they finished as the worst team in the league in '05, taking a big step backwards. The Texans are known for having a poor offensive line (which leads to many sacks), mediocre defense, and bad runningbacks.
"The Houston Texans go down again. They lose to the 49ers, and Houston will be the worst team in the National Football League."
by Sports Info July 7, 2006
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Houston Street

It's a street in New York. It's spelled Houston street, but it's pronounced house-ton street. It's a great way to trap foreigners.
Hey! You wanna go to that place on Houston street?
by Meepster April 7, 2015
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Houston Texans

The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.
WHY WOULD THE HOUSTON TEXANS RUN THE BALL AND GET KNOCKED FOR A SAFETY!?
by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021
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Whitney Houstoned

When you're so drunk at a bar and all you want to do is dance with somebody, somebody who loves you!
Do you see that girl over there dancing, she is getting Whitney Houstoned tonight!
by Jibjar November 9, 2016
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We Want Houston

fans from other teams talking trash then getting their ass beat from the houston astros winning
by yaboijuan October 24, 2022
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