houston pile up 

A giant gang bang consisting of at least 4 guys and one girl. Creater: Paulina, a sexy mexican, who routinely loves to get gang banged in houston, her hometown.

Dude, check that girl out! She loves to get houston pile uped!!!

houston pile up by Goodman baby September 7, 2009

Houston Hearing Aid 

When your chick is passed out, you cum in one of her ears. While she's passed out the jizz hardens and looks like a hearing aid when she wakes up!

"I gave Betty a Houston Hearing Aid after she passed out the other night!

Houston Hearing Aid by Shauny Boy January 5, 2008

Houston Texans 

the shittiest team in the nfl

the houston texans are losing... again

Houston Texans by Alfred Von Glockenspiel January 1, 2006

Houston Texans 

The NFL's newest team, the Texans were established in 2002. After struggling during their first two seasons, they appeared to be turning a corner with a 7-9 record in 2004 and better play by quarterback David Carr. However, they finished as the worst team in the league in '05, taking a big step backwards. The Texans are known for having a poor offensive line (which leads to many sacks), mediocre defense, and bad runningbacks.

"The Houston Texans go down again. They lose to the 49ers, and Houston will be the worst team in the National Football League."

Houston Texans by Sports Info July 7, 2006

Houston Street 

It's a street in New York. It's spelled Houston street, but it's pronounced house-ton street. It's a great way to trap foreigners.

Hey! You wanna go to that place on Houston street?

Houston Street by Meepster April 7, 2015

Houston Texans 

The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.

WHY WOULD THE HOUSTON TEXANS RUN THE BALL AND GET KNOCKED FOR A SAFETY!?

Houston Texans by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021

Houston Hockey Game 

(One Man)
When a man inserts his dick into the asshole of a woman with no arms or legs and pushes her across a flat surface using only his dick muscles and his knees.
(Two Men)
Same as above except the men have to fight for possession.

The man decided to challenge his friend to a Houston Hockey Game for possession of his wife. She suffered severe burns(and a sore asshole).

Houston Hockey Game by stopaskingmeformyname March 5, 2011