by Prof. Weedslayer69 December 1, 2022
Get the Cherry Hotpocketmug. When you insert a pepperoni stick into the anal cavity while accompanied by a mozzerella cheese stick in the vagina while the female is in her period and then wait 40 minutes or until melted.
by Wombatwoman October 19, 2019
Get the Alabama Hotpocketmug. by FootLongMillerMan May 23, 2018
Get the Harry Hotpocketmug. Not to be confused with Hot Pocket.
A Hotpocket is a small, invasive species, closely resembling that of a bread-encrusted, cheese-filled delicacy.
I regret to inform the readers of this article that this is not the case. The Hotpocket is not a food, it is an alien species of which we know very little.
First I will start off by describing the anatomy of the Hotpocket. In one case, we dissected a specimen, and to our dismay, we found no headway in our research.
This is because the Hotpocket does not possess any of the internals we would expect. No digestive system, circulatory or otherwise.
Despite not having a reproductive system, they reproduce, despite not appearing to have reproductive organs. The offspring, as we would refer to them- Are pizza rolls.
Now, based on the fact that a Hotpocket doesn't possess a reproductive system, and in the well-known herds of twelve that they travel in, having spotted no difference between any of them, we have assumed that they are all one gender, and reproduce asexually.
It also appears that they have many offspring at once, supported by the fact that the Pizza Rolls outnumber Hotpockets by nearly tenfold. It is assumed that only a small number of Pizza Rolls survive to maturation.
They seem to thrive in only cold conditions, as if left out they go soft, a sure sign that it's died.
(Look for Part Two, couldn't fit all in character limit)
A Hotpocket is a small, invasive species, closely resembling that of a bread-encrusted, cheese-filled delicacy.
I regret to inform the readers of this article that this is not the case. The Hotpocket is not a food, it is an alien species of which we know very little.
First I will start off by describing the anatomy of the Hotpocket. In one case, we dissected a specimen, and to our dismay, we found no headway in our research.
This is because the Hotpocket does not possess any of the internals we would expect. No digestive system, circulatory or otherwise.
Despite not having a reproductive system, they reproduce, despite not appearing to have reproductive organs. The offspring, as we would refer to them- Are pizza rolls.
Now, based on the fact that a Hotpocket doesn't possess a reproductive system, and in the well-known herds of twelve that they travel in, having spotted no difference between any of them, we have assumed that they are all one gender, and reproduce asexually.
It also appears that they have many offspring at once, supported by the fact that the Pizza Rolls outnumber Hotpockets by nearly tenfold. It is assumed that only a small number of Pizza Rolls survive to maturation.
They seem to thrive in only cold conditions, as if left out they go soft, a sure sign that it's died.
(Look for Part Two, couldn't fit all in character limit)
- Above is an except from the Catalogue of Earth-Invasive Species (On the subject of Hotpockets), by an anonymous author
by Zombiman August 11, 2025
Get the Hotpocketmug. Jake: Why did Anna chose an candy bar over hanging with us?
Jennifer: Do mind her, she's HotPocket-Whip
Jennifer: Do mind her, she's HotPocket-Whip
by AmaiGisei December 28, 2014
Get the HotPocket-Whipmug. When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.
person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"
by JakkieChan69 May 18, 2020
Get the Mexican Hotpocketmug. Similar to an Alabama Hotpocket but for pregnant women.
Alabama Hotpocket: Defecating in a woman's vagina and eating her out.
Julian Hotpocket: Defecating in a pregnant woman's vagina and eating her out.
Alabama Hotpocket: Defecating in a woman's vagina and eating her out.
Julian Hotpocket: Defecating in a pregnant woman's vagina and eating her out.
by Phillip Kelly September 5, 2022
Get the Julian Hotpocketmug.