Stands for Hot Piece of Ass in middle-age douchebag slang. Guys in their middle ages, born in the 60s and 70s, who think they are hip and cool because they have money and a bmw and actually think people care, usually use this acronym because they are retarded and mess up the original, HPOA.
"HOPA" can be heard often in office buildings of brokers, bankers, insurance salesmen, and other douchebag professions where middle managers, who have risen based on kissing ass, often try to be cool in front of their male colleagues. HOPA is also often heard at douchebag self help seminars in random suburban hotel conference rooms where these middle aged douchebags swarm...with certain topics like "How to own a Ferrari in 5 steps." "10 steps to ultimate financial success." "How to Install a Supersized Pool And Other Shit You Dont Need in your McMansion"
"HOPA" can be heard often in office buildings of brokers, bankers, insurance salesmen, and other douchebag professions where middle managers, who have risen based on kissing ass, often try to be cool in front of their male colleagues. HOPA is also often heard at douchebag self help seminars in random suburban hotel conference rooms where these middle aged douchebags swarm...with certain topics like "How to own a Ferrari in 5 steps." "10 steps to ultimate financial success." "How to Install a Supersized Pool And Other Shit You Dont Need in your McMansion"
Douche at work: Yeah man, I totally think that HOPA wants my balls.
Normal dude: You mean HPOA? Aren't you like 40 dude and have kids and a wife?
Normal dude: You mean HPOA? Aren't you like 40 dude and have kids and a wife?
by A fan of a girl August 11, 2010
Get the HOPA mug.originally derived by mispelling the word 'hokie' (Virgina Tech Mascot) while trying to address William Chang. In present day society hoakie is used to describe someone you feel is out of place in society, or simply a hick. Hoakie can also be used to describe someone who frequents hookah bars. Please be advised that that the term hoakie was orginally created as a form of endearment towards gays and should be used sparingly.
"Yo since when do you travel around with a red ass-faced baboon?"
"Oh dont worry mitch he's a hoakie I know, but we keep him around for the laughs"
"Oh dont worry mitch he's a hoakie I know, but we keep him around for the laughs"
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Get the hopkinton ma mug.A prestigious university located in Baltimore, Maryland more affectionately known as B-more. Its female population is far more attractive than its male counterpart whose average beauty ranking hovers somewhere around a 3, with the exception of the lacrosse team.
Person A: Where do you go to school?
Person B: Johns Hopkins University.
Person A: Oh are you going to be a doctor?
Person B: No, I'm majoring in philosophy.
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Person A: Oh are you going to be a doctor?
Person B: No, I'm majoring in philosophy.
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Get the Johns Hopkins University mug.This means half-Japanese. This term is often used lovingly as a cute yet brief self-description. Though it does not disclose the other half of their ethnicity, it's more endearing than mutt. It's important to realize that its a Japanese-American term with the emphasis on being American. The internment camps didn't care how little Japanese or young someone was, they were all considered "threats to our national security." Over 110,000 Japanese were locked up on the west coast during WWII, and many of them left to valiantly fight the war for the country that spited their family. Let no one ever tarnish or forget what they went through while still American citizens. They've paid a deeper price to be accepted as Americans than nearly any other group besides African-Americans. Please do not use this term unkindly as it's not what it means and makes you sound like an idiot.
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