hooker-ology

What you study in order to become a prostitute/hooker. Also an option for prospective strippers.
Jessica has a degree in hooker-ology.
by BLAHpseudonym January 22, 2010
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Hooker Palace

a nice friendly place to hang out where your teacher definitely won't pull out his campfire willy
Ah, I have to go to the Hooker Palace again, wish my luck dude.
by The fuvkkkjj May 19, 2019
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Hooker Master

One who has mastered a hooker or hookers; a pimp.
Jim ain't just a pimp, a hookerman, or a playa, he's a true Hooker Master.
by Shit_4_Brains August 21, 2007
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hooker bath

To cleanse oneself with baby wipes. Based upon how prostitutes clean up between johns. A variation of a mexican shower.
I didn’t have time to go home after work, so I took a hooker bath at the office.”
by Harry Michas January 04, 2006
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Hooker-book

The running style of a prostitute after she robbed her john and is fleeing the scene. The hooker is usually wearing high heels, a tight skirt and clutching her purse thus almost walk-running with her elbows close to her body so she doesn't fall over.
I saw Crystal hooker-book down Pacific Avenue after a john chased her ass for stealing his wallet.
by La Cuntessa September 12, 2013
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Hookers Dozen

A slut who bangs 13 dudes at once by taking 2 cocks in her pussy, and 2 in her asshole, and one cock in each hand, ear and nostril with the final spunk stick filling her pie hole. She of course receives fair financial compensation for such acts thus making her a hooker.
Linda finally achieved the pinacle of professional success last evening when she completed a hookers dozen for the seventh time in one day thus ensuring that her meth habit would continue unabated. The 91 satisfied men were happy to oblige, and all made appointments for the next morning!
by Hugh G Rexshun June 30, 2012
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Heavenly hooker

A chick that not only is amazing in bed, but also will do you for free.
- Did you know Janette was a heavenly hooker?
-Really?
- Yeah, now i can buy an extra kit kat for lunch
by sebish April 13, 2009
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