Homosimpsual

A person. Particularly a male, who exudes homosexual behavior as well as simp behavior

John tried to slap my ass yesterday and now he’s at his girlfriends house instead of playing cod with the boys. He’s such a homosimpsual

by Jperov August 14, 2020

Your Family Reunion is a Homosexual Communion

A statement so powerful it rips apart our dimension and jams it back together again in a mismatched manner destroying us all.

Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion!
*screeches in pain as the world shreds itself*

by jiblord2003 May 16, 2018

Homo's Dozen

When a car is filled full of guys to its passenger limit.

EX 1:

Dave: Do you want to want to take 1 car or 2? I can fit everybody in mine

Jamie: Two cars. It'll be a homo's dozen if we take just 1.

EX 2:

Jamie: Check out that Taurus with 5 dudes in it. A total homo's dozen

Steele: What a bunch of tools.

by Avoca21 July 14, 2010

hemospectrum

The spectrum of blood colors of which a troll can have.
From the popular webcomic created by Andrew Hussie, Homestuck

The Hemospectrum is confusing as fuck

by HomestuckFangirl77677 September 27, 2015

Homescratch

When a homie "friend" makes some type of meal by scratch.

Will you make some of your Homescratch gravy

by Cool PJ's November 26, 2020

homeostupidius

A person that is so impossible to co-exist with that no combination of words can properly describe how stupid/annoying they are.

"Holy shit Devon is such a homeostupidius, he just spent 15 minutes arguing with me saying the earth is flat and wouldn't even let me finish my sentence"

"Dang he really is a homeostupidius"

by Not-a-homeostupidius September 2, 2021

Gnomes Homes

Gnomes Homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms.,which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in nearly all cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.

About an hour after eating around half a kilo of Gold Top Magic Mushies, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette(yes,,, I know I'm a greedy pigout guts), I entered into a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly busy village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking Gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops, plus there were lots of Gnomes laying about outside their homes in hammocks ,or sitting in groups on chairs, smoking joints and bongs. I had a fantastic time laughing and chatting with these magic little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that Magic Mushies are in fact Gnomes Homes , and that on behalf of all the cows in the world that produce the cow shit that allows the Magic Mushies to keep growing for ever more, they are really happy to supply their excess Gnomes Homes to people who love to use them to "get off their fucking faces" :-) :-)

by Frosty Grego December 9, 2008