hippopotomonostrosesquippedaliophobia 

Simply meaning "The fear of long words."

"He gets scared when I tell him that he has hippopotomonostrosesquippedaliophobia."

hippopotomonostrosesquippedaliophobia by Zakk Kang June 23, 2009

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

A word that some jerk wad decided to make in order to scare all people with the fear of long words... yeah, I went there...

Doctor: Here comes that kid whos afraid of long words...
Kid: hya
Doctor: So how's your hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia coming along?
Kid: Screams, kicks doctor in the balls, runs away!

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by BossyBull August 4, 2011

hippopatotot 

an overweight child

Damn. Did you see that hippopatotot? His mom needs to pad-lock the fridge!

hippopatotot by gabster1 April 8, 2010

Hippoprostimus 

A very fat prostitute

Bro 1:Hey man you wanna pick up that prostitute? And I'll get that one.
Bro 2: No way she's totally Hippoprostimus she probably weighs like 500 pounds

Hippoprostimus by Lord Stalox February 11, 2015

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Irony in one word.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words

Me: Wanna know something ironic?
Person: Sure.
M: The word 'Hippopotomons--
P: OMG. Shut up.
M: Wait a sec... do you have it?
P: Have what?
M: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!!
P: OMG STFU *desperately tries to cover ears and get away*
M: *Pries hands from ears and holding them down* Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by DemonicSadisticKitten May 16, 2018

hippopodomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The fear of long words

I have hippopodomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

hippopodomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by hammurabiwasalier December 27, 2018

hippoplatypottamus 

1. Cross-breeding between two absurd creatures.
2. Result of scientific experimentation with poor insight into what might be the outcome.
3. Creature whose farts are responsible for thunder.

CRISPR technology created another Hippoplatypottamus.

hippoplatypottamus by Marcello Magnus June 10, 2019