Somalian highway

Process of pushing a plastic pipe into the booty hole, running several matchbox cars down the pipe, and removing the pipe.

damn bro, I took her on a trip down the Somalian highway. Doubt she'll be back. Road trips ain't her thing!

by Manchildnic August 13, 2020

highway unicorn

a codeword for "Esther Curtis". the 1800's prostitute was a lioness that devoured her young, so when someone calls you a highway unicorn you should take that as a compliment because you are an Esther Curtis.

e.g highway unicorn is good at that
i like highway unicorn
HIGHWAY UNICORN PLAY WITH ME

by SMS (BANGERZ) September 11, 2013

highway clot

The tendency of slow moving vehicles to cluster on the highway, impeding traffic flow.

The whole trip was one highway clot after another...one minute we're rolling along at 80 the next we were fighting our way through a highway clot slowed to 40.

by chuck-a-saurus January 9, 2012

Mexican Highway

1 straight couple + 1 gay friend + 1 unassociated gay man = A Mexican Highway

I heard you are hangin' out with your gf this weekend. Can I join y'all for a Mexican Highway? I'm sure I could find a 4th.

by aidgo6 February 11, 2021

Highway Glow

When your highlight is brighter than your future

Girl 1:"Omg - do you see poppin' that highlight is"
Girl 2: "Omg - check out that highway glow"

by Victorish Seal Mousse March 25, 2017

Highway Hammer

It is basically a sidewalk slammer but the main difference is that you put a Xan in the drink and you meteorically end up on the "highway". Any 40oz will do the trick but served best with Bud Ice.

Bro is that a sidewalk slammer?
*drops XAN in drink*
Nah man, it's a highway hammer now!

by Mike Hawk 420 October 18, 2017

Canadian Highway

A hairy pussy with an exceptionally thick, hairy strip down the middle.

Jane dropped her pants and has a pussy that was so hairy in the middle that it had a Canadian Highway.

by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012