Highway Hero

N; A random motorist on the highway/interstate, that helps you break up thick traffic by clearing a path through aggressive driving. (Generally a person you follow behind, thus making you the sidekick, (See "Highway Sidekick.)).

Guy 1: Wow! you sure got here quick!
Guy 2: I know right? It's all thanks the bro in the red S-10, he was my highway hero on I-75.
Guy 1: Highway heroes are the best. wanna go scope out some bitches?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

by 5p3ctr3 March 3, 2014

Highway Hussy

A badge bunny that only goes for state troopers

Oh Jenna is such a highway hussy, she tries to get pulled over

by Egon117 November 18, 2018

Highway Hammer

It is basically a sidewalk slammer but the main difference is that you put a Xan in the drink and you meteorically end up on the "highway". Any 40oz will do the trick but served best with Bud Ice.

Bro is that a sidewalk slammer?
*drops XAN in drink*
Nah man, it's a highway hammer now!

by Mike Hawk 420 October 18, 2017

Highway Glow

When your highlight is brighter than your future

Girl 1:"Omg - do you see poppin' that highlight is"
Girl 2: "Omg - check out that highway glow"

by Victorish Seal Mousse March 25, 2017

Somalian highway

Process of pushing a plastic pipe into the booty hole, running several matchbox cars down the pipe, and removing the pipe.

damn bro, I took her on a trip down the Somalian highway. Doubt she'll be back. Road trips ain't her thing!

by Manchildnic August 13, 2020

highway unicorn

a codeword for "Esther Curtis". the 1800's prostitute was a lioness that devoured her young, so when someone calls you a highway unicorn you should take that as a compliment because you are an Esther Curtis.

e.g highway unicorn is good at that
i like highway unicorn
HIGHWAY UNICORN PLAY WITH ME

by SMS (BANGERZ) September 11, 2013

highway pacecar

A state trooper or highway patrol car that nobody wants to pass in fear they may be pulled over. Therefore everyone stays behind him. Clogging up traffic.

A.Dude why are you doing 55mph?
B. Because there is a highway pacecar up ahead.

by Msandow94 October 19, 2013