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highway pacecar

A state trooper or highway patrol car that nobody wants to pass in fear they may be pulled over. Therefore everyone stays behind him. Clogging up traffic.
A.Dude why are you doing 55mph?
B. Because there is a highway pacecar up ahead.
by Msandow94 October 19, 2013
mugGet the highway pacecarmug.

highway clot

The tendency of slow moving vehicles to cluster on the highway, impeding traffic flow.
The whole trip was one highway clot after another...one minute we're rolling along at 80 the next we were fighting our way through a highway clot slowed to 40.
by chuck-a-saurus January 9, 2012
mugGet the highway clotmug.

Highway Hammer

It is basically a sidewalk slammer but the main difference is that you put a Xan in the drink and you meteorically end up on the "highway". Any 40oz will do the trick but served best with Bud Ice.
Bro is that a sidewalk slammer?
*drops XAN in drink*
Nah man, it's a highway hammer now!
by Mike Hawk 420 October 18, 2017
mugGet the Highway Hammermug.

Somalian highway

Process of pushing a plastic pipe into the booty hole, running several matchbox cars down the pipe, and removing the pipe.
damn bro, I took her on a trip down the Somalian highway. Doubt she'll be back. Road trips ain't her thing!
by Manchildnic August 13, 2020
mugGet the Somalian highwaymug.

Highway Hero

N; A random motorist on the highway/interstate, that helps you break up thick traffic by clearing a path through aggressive driving. (Generally a person you follow behind, thus making you the sidekick, (See "Highway Sidekick.)).
Guy 1: Wow! you sure got here quick!
Guy 2: I know right? It's all thanks the bro in the red S-10, he was my highway hero on I-75.
Guy 1: Highway heroes are the best. wanna go scope out some bitches?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!
by 5p3ctr3 March 3, 2014
mugGet the Highway Heromug.

Highway Hussy

A badge bunny that only goes for state troopers
Oh Jenna is such a highway hussy, she tries to get pulled over
by Egon117 November 18, 2018
mugGet the Highway Hussymug.

highway tetris

1. Lane changing
2. Fighting for ultimate highway supremacy

Often done when in transit and busy, i.e. on cellphones or talking.
"Why are you late, man"
"I got stuck playing highway tetris with a dumbass"
by Wiggy Wallenstein December 5, 2007
mugGet the highway tetrismug.

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