Doctor Hibbard

A person who laughs at the wrong moment,or at the wrong thing. Named after the guy on the Simpsons who laughs at cancer and heart attacks.

"So when I told him my Mom died, he went all Doctor Hibbard on my ass."

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

hibernating squirrel

We know squirrels hibernate, and they dig in the dirt to hide their nuts... So... The Hibernating Squirrel is when you are doing a chick doggy style in the ass(Digging in the Dirt) and you tuck your balls inside her vagina (Hide your nuts)

"yo dude did you bang that broad last night?"
"Yeah man, I gave her the ol' Hibernating Squirrel!"

by Higg9 May 26, 2008

hibernate

A severe case of marination. To sit idle for hours upon hours in a chill or relaxed state.

After having 3 exams I go into hibernation mode which may include doing absolutely nothing.

by Z May 3, 2003

hibsed it

When you fuck up in the worst possible way

He tried his best to win and completely hibsed it

by Ruth_Less_Lady July 27, 2016

Hibsed it

To get tantalisingly close to success only to screw it all up at the finish.
To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
Spectacular failure

The team were winning 4-2 against their fiercest rivals with only added time to go. There was no way they couldn’t win this now but then they ‘hibsed it’ and let in 2 late goals to only draw.

by Skacel1902 August 14, 2016

hibbity jibbity on dah hippity hoppity

having sex on a trampoline.

seth and tracy did dah hibbity jibbity on dah hippity hoppity.

by Twebb September 2, 2006

hibbity-bibbity

Hibbity-bibbity: (n) A general use term to describe any quickly spoken or unidentified foreign language.

Like the origin of the term "barbarian" used to describe northern Europeans by the ancient Greeks, the language may sound like "hibbity-bibbity" said repeatedly.

Hibbity-bibbity may also be used to describe a person who speaks hibbity-bibbity.

I was trying to watch a soap opera on one of the Croatian channels, but the people were just screaming at each other in hibbity-bibbity!

So, I was in *insert 3rd world country* working for the Peace Corps but I left after our group was surrounded by a bunch of gun-wielding hibbity-bibbitys!

by joe_smith_dude April 13, 2010