Helmet-Headed

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"
"Very Helmet-headed of you"

by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 15, 2022

Helmet stand

When you can stand and balance on your penis or cock with no support from anyother limb.

I can do ten cock pushes and a helmet stand!!!!

by BigDNash January 24, 2019

Knife Helmet

A cocktail made with half draft beer and half gin-and-tonic (with ice). Also the name for what happens to you after consuming a few knife helmets.

Ralph: "Man, I went to the Snug last night and ordered way too many knife helmets."

Chris: "How you feeling?"

Ralph: "Like I wore a knife helmet."

by CL Dabo May 15, 2012

Lord helmet

When a mans penis head is bigger than the shaft looking like a mushroom.

Jason pulled his pants down and revealed lord helmet, and it looked like a spinning top or jewish dradel.

by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017

helmet wash

When a female cant deep throat, she just slobs the head.

Yo matt when your girl gonna give me a helmet washing

by C-UNIT September 16, 2003

shit helmet

(noun) When a lover dumps a Cleveland steamer on the other lover's head, usually by request.

Come on baby, give me shit helmet.

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

Purple Helmet

A popular alcoholic drink served especially in the "Companion" hotel bar in the town of Hearst, Ontario. It used to be made in the Palace Bar, but when that bar closed, the Companion took over serving it. I don't know exactly what is in it, it has something in common with Long Island Iced Tea, but it is called the "Purple Helmet" and it is a popular alcoholic beverage in Hearst.

Time for a pitcher of the Purple Helmet! C'est l'heure de boire un Purple Helmet! (in French too).

by boonskis August 11, 2013