Kelsey’s dad said that Helen Keller was just a squealing meat puppet, he is totally a Helen Keller denier.
by Steinerwoodwork February 20, 2025

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”
Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”
Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”
Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”
by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025

It is when you have sex in the dark with ear plugs in so you can't see or hear the person your having sex with.
I fucked my girl last night but forgot to take out my ear plugs so I went Helen Keller Style instead.
by Stan Brown June 25, 2017

When you're fucking someone so hard that they pass out, therefore not seeing or hearing you fuck them. Meaning you have free rein over whatever you do to that poor soul that passed out during sex.
"I can't believe you did that babe, you pulled a Helen Keller on my last night, so I shot some kids into you, sorry about that"
by Parallaxative March 9, 2020

by clitfuck December 5, 2013

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
